Prom Bootayyy

So, Prom. Every high school girls' dream. It's every girls' destiny to buy the prettiest, most lavish dress and make sure that no one, and I mean NO ONE will have a dress prettier than theirs. You could buy the prettiest dress, but if it doesn't look good on you, it can take a 10 point dress down to a 2 point dress. That's why I, Jada Veazie, have determined to make sure that I can take a 2 point dress to at LEAST a 3. I go to the gym, I have to do some booty exercises to make sure my booty be poppin' come prom day.

It's the hardest thing I've ever done! But, if my booty becomes uber booticlious, it'll all be worth it. I can’t wait, I really hope I get my prom booty goin’ hard, so I can be like “mhm, it’s real, boo boo.” Alas, my genes prohibit my ever ambitious derriere from becoming the 2^nd cousin of J-Lo’s. So if I do manage to make my butt a little bigger, it won’t be much bigger, but anything is better than what it is right now XD. This blog is about getting my posterior to godly proportions, and hopefully DIS-proportionate to the rest of my body. See what I did there? Yeah. So, after school I am headed to the gym to get my sexy on, and when prom day comes around, Brandon BETTER touch my butt cause I worked so hard on it so he can be proud of his girlfriend/prom date. After I achieve getting a nice butt, I have to go out and get a beautiful prom dress so accentuate my booty. Not using my booty to accentuate the dress, haha NOPE. Just getting the dress to make sure that people notice my butt. That’s only IF I deem it worthy of showing off by prom. Hahahaha what is my life?