Acne...

You know what really sucks? Zits. They are the worst. They hurt, they're gross, they are unsightly, and most importantly; they appear at the worst times.

There are usually two kinds of people when it comes to zits. The ones that DON'T EVER GET THEM and the ones that GET SO MANY THEY'RE ENTIRE FACE IS JUST ONE HUGE ZIT. I am the second one...I have the WORST acne. It really grinds my gears when someone who never gets zits say "Oh my god! I have the worst breakout right now! I can't go ANYWHERE like this!" and it turns out they have ONE tiny little dot on their face, so unnoticeable that even the Hubble Telescope couldn't send pictures of it to NASA. 

THIS JUST IN: NASA RECEIVES SHOCKING PHOTOS OF SOMETHING OUT OF THIS WORLD, NASA REPORTS THAT YOU NEED TO SUCK IT UP, YOU'RE OVERREACTING.

Like literally. I remember the days when I was still a child, and the only thing I had to worry about was my disproportional nose and teeth. Those were the days. I'm SO glad I traded that in for ACNE. JUST KIDDING. My mother always tells me “Wear foundation on your face, it’ll cover them up!” and I always did, but the foundation clogged my pores making my breakouts worse. She’d then say “Wash your foundation off when you get home!” I always did, but I couldn’t quite get my pores completely clean, so I stopped wearing foundation. I’ve taken pills, and used creams, I’ve used facial scrubs, but nothing works. They say that taking Birth Control will help with getting rid of your acne, and balance out those pesky hormones, but it doesn't work for me, if anything I think my acne got worse...hahaha oh well though, I guess it's better than having face herpes.